A teacher said to a student could you count to ten for me. This is what the kid said: “1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
10.”

The teacher asked, “Where is 9.”
“7 ate 9,” said the student matter-of-factly.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 869 views

1din Papu 4 bje uth gya

1din Papu 4 bje uth gya
Ma-Papu mera putr, Papu mera sher, padh likh k paisa kamaega dher.

Papu-Na main tera putr, na koi sher, susu karn utha si, so jaunga fer

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola

Santa Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola:

Bohat Khubsurat Hy!

Kitne Maah Ka Hy?

Pathan Gussey Me Bola:

Kameene 1 Hi Maa Ka Hay.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Train me 1 ladke ne T.T.E. Se kaha

Train me 1 ladke ne T.T.E. Se kaha
.
"Mujhe subah 4 baje patiala utha
dijiye ga, main na jagu to jabardasti utar dijiyega,
Muje subah interview dena hai."
Subah 8 baje ladka jaga to patiala nikal gaya
tha...!
Ladka TTE ko maa bahen ki
galiyan dene lga..!
Logo ne TTE se kaha ke wo apko
galiyan de raha hai aur appchup-
chap sun rahe hai.!!
.
TTE :- Main ye soch raha hun ki,
.
Subah jisko maine Zabardasti utar diya hai Woh
kitni galiyan de raha hoga..:p

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,

ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...

pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..

phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

KUTTE mujhse dar k bhag jate he

Banta-Mai gali se jab guzarta hu to KUTTE mujhse dar k
bhag jate he

Santa-Apne BOSS se to har koi darta he

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)