I am a good collector
Santa boasting to his friend. You know I am a good
collector of antiques.
Banta: Yes I know, I have seen your wife.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 803 views
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Ek Baar Santa Ne Ek Chhote Bache Se pucha- Apke Papa Ka Kya Naam He.?
Bacha Bola- Abhi Naam Nhi Rakha,
Bas Pyar Se Papa-Papa Kehte
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wo kaun si cheez hai jo fridge me rakhne k bad b garam rehti hai..?.
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Nhi pta..?
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Garam masala :D
Dekha bachpan se genius hu pr kbhi ghamand nhi kiya.
by tahir bashir (few years ago!)
Teacher :ap ne home work kiun nahain kia?
Pathan:sir hum hostel me rahta hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that:
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got1,000 miles to the gallon."
General Motors has issued a press release stating:
1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you
would just accept this, restart and drive on.
4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car XP" or "Car 2000". But then you would have to buy more seats.
6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive, but would only work on 5% of the roads.
7. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning light would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.
8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
9. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.
10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.
11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the justice dept.
12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn to
drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
13. You would press the "start " button to shut off the engine.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
T.T: Bachy ka Tckt Half nai pora hoga, iske Umer 12 se zeada hai.
Baap Ghusse Se: Iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal to meri shadi ko hue hain.
T.T: Me yahan ticket chk Krne Aaya hun, Gunahon ka Aiteraf Sunne nai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:
Agar Do Peepal K Darakhton Ko
Aik RaBi Se Baandh Diya Jaye
To Us RaBi Ko Kya Kahen Ge?
Sardar: Us Rabi Ko Bolenge
“Nokia” (Connecting Peepal):-)
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Tofani barish!
Adhi raat!
Admi Pizza Hut pe pizza lene aya.
Waitr: Ap married ho?
Admi:Kameny to kya aise tufan mæ koi Maa apne betay ko pizza lene bheje gi?
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
?1 admi k 4 bache thayGovt ne elan kia k jis k 5 bache honge usy Rs.20000 mahana dia jae ga Admi ne bv ko kaha k mera 1 Beta meri girl frnd se b he me wo b lekr ata hun Jab admi wapis ghar aya to Apny 2 bache Kam thay Admi: 2 kahan gaiy.BV: Jis k thy wo le gya, tum ne akelay to elan nahi suna na.!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Our teacher talks to herself; does yours?
Yes, but she doesn't realize it; she thinks we're actually listening!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Behtreen T0tka
Agar ApKo
Rona
Araha Ho
To Aap
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Aaina
Dekh Lain..
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AapKi Hansi
Chhoot Jaegi
(",")Mazaq k
< )( > ilawa
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)