my name is khan dekh kar kya lesson mila?
teacher:bachoo my name is khan dekh kar kya lesson mila?
bachee:my name is khan se ye samajh me aya ke paglo se bhi ladkiya pat sakti hai.........
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1396 views
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