Boy: Muje 1 bottle blood dedo..

Nurse: Blood group bolo..

Boy: Koi b chlega..
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Nurse: Kaise chalega..?

Boy: Girlfriend ko love letter likhna hai..:p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 925 views

Ek Bhi Tili Nahin Jalti

Sardar (Apne Bete Se Bola):
Bevakuf…
Kaisa Machis Leke Aaya Hai
Ek Bhi Tili Nahin Jalti

Beta :
Kya Baat Karte Ho Papa
Sab Tili Test Karke Laya Hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Pathan 2nd Se

Ek Pathan 2nd Se!
Is Ki English Kya Hogi?
“Mujhe Roza Lag Raha Hai”

2nd Pathan!: Khocha Bohot Easy Hai. “The Roza Is Touching To Me”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan went 4 interview

Afsar:Tell me opposit of the day. Pathan:Night
Afsar:Cool Pathan:Hot
Afsar:Ugly Pathan: pichli
Afsar:I said UGLY Pathan:I said PICHLI
Afsar: oh my God Pathan: oh my devil
Afsar:Get out Pathan:Come in
Afsar:U r rejected Pathan:I am selected!
Afsar: keep quite. Pathan: speak tight.
Afsar: go to hell. Pathan: come to jannat.
Afsar: nikal jao jahil kahe k. Pathan: andar ao laik yahe k.
Afsar: police ko bulao. Pathan: Foj ko bagaon.
Afsar: uffff Pathan: Tuffff.
Afsar office se bhagte hue bhago Pathan: Pakro

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Nehla k Bheja Karen

Teacher ne 1 Bachhe ki Mom ko Likha: Bache ko Nehla k Bheja Karen.

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Mom Ne Note Parhne K Baad Likha: Bachhe ko Parhaya Karen, Soongha Na Karen. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Some stupid students

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
Nobody stands up
Teacher: "I'm sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
Little Johnny stands up
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)