Bus Conductor And Driver
What is difference between
bus conductor nd driver...
Ans.Conductor so jaye to kisi
ka ticket nahi katega or
driver so gaya to sab ka
ticket kat jayega...!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 907 views
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