Pathan
BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?
pathan:cousin ki shadi he.
boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?
pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he . . . .
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 837 views
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