BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?
pathan:cousin ki shadi he.
boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?
pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he . . . .

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 931 views

Coming Soon SMS

Early in da morning sun rise with may hopse but its set with hopelessly. all da flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but its now wither awfully n tonight all the stars came out to play a signal but all of them are not shining, cos all they nows my friend is sick wish u a cure soon and healthy days ahead

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

South Indians are black

Santa: Why majority of South Indians are black?

Banta: "Oh ji .. Because they always watch Sun TV, Surya TV, without applying Sun screen lotion"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

PATHAN khusry ko zbardasti Ghar laya.

PATHAN khusry ko zbardasti Ghar laya.
Khusra:Khan sahb maaf kr do mujhy jany do


Pathan bola is ka fesla tumhara kismat kare ga or Ludo ka Dana laya or bola:
Agr 1,2,3,4,5 aaya to hum tumhara Rape Kare ga.
,

Khusra dartey huye bola:
KHAN SAHAB agr 6 aaya to?
.

PATHAN muskura k bola:
Lagta hai tum ne kabhi ludo nai kheli?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pappu To Bada Hoshiyar Hai Maths Mein

Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Math Ka Test Le Raha Hota Hai.

Santa: “Beta 5 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai?” Pappu: “6, 7”

Santa: “Wah Mera Beta To Bohat Hoshiyaar Hai, Aur 6, 7 Ke Baad?”
Pappu: “8, 9, 10”

Santa: “Kya Baat Hai Beta Aur Uske Baad?”

Pappu: “Gulam, Begum, Badshaah“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Molvi Shahab Ka Tota

1 Molvi Sahab Ka Tota (Parrot)
Daily 1 Shakhs Ko Ye Kehta Tha K : “O Beghairat”

Us Shakhs Ne Molvi Se Shikayat Ki Molvi Ne Totey Ko Danta

Agley Din Jab Wo Shaks
Qarib Se Guzra To Tota Kuch Na Bola Thora Aagey Ja K Us Ne Peeche Mur K Dekha
To Tota Hanste Huwe Bola:
“Samaj To Tu Gaya Hoga”…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)