Wife: Kya kar rahe ho
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu. Wife: Kitni mari? Man: 3 male aur 2 female. Wife: Kaise malum? Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 971 views
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"Hey do ya mind? I'm eating here!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji….
Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…
Guess where he took her….
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Petrol pump!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
girl:Do U Love Me Lot.?
Boy: No.
Girl: what? u Not Love Me?
Boy: Ab Kya Khoon se Likh ke Du...Kya..?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl:
Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai
Is Ka Naam Kya Hai
Waiter:
Yeh Ali Shahb Hain
Girl:
Yeh Mjhe Aik Ghantay Se Pareshan Kar Rahey Hain
Waiter:
Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahay?
Girl:
Yahi To Pareshani Hai
Moral:
Dunia Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I?m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan: I'll climb tallest mount swim d deepest ocean, walk on hot coal barefoot. Just 4 u.
Girl: So Sweet! Can u come 2 meet me?
Pathan: Not now! Abi ammi nai aany dengi.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Son: Papa Good News Hai.
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Father: Kya?
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Son: Aapko yad hai aapne kaha tha k agar mai Exam mai Paas ho Jaun To mujhe 5000 denge.
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Father: Haan
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Son: Aapke 5000 bach gaye.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Main Ye Sim Off Kar Raha Hu.
Ab New Number Kab Loonga Pata Nahi.
Dil Tou Nhi Kar Raha K Itna Poorana Number Ha,
Laikin Majboori Ha, Kio K Is Pay Mujhay Bohat Ziyada
Wrong Calls Our Messages A Rahay Hain..
Loug Tang Kartay Hain. Poochtay Hain K,
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Tumhari Khoobsurti Ka Raaz Kya Ha…
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.// Ab Banda Kia Khoobsurat Bhi Na Lagay?
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Jab light ho out of control
Taar ko TU kar ke goal
Taar ko TU kar ke goal konda lga ke boal
AaaaLL IS WELL
K.e.s.c kya janey kunda kahan hoga???
Tv,fridge or fan bhe tera on hoga
Tar utha Kunda laga
Kunda laga k bol bhayya
AAaAaAL IZZ WELL......
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin
ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they
kya ???”
Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break
mar kar kia faida.”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)