Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Karva Do

Bhakt: Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Karva Do
Bhagwan: Aishwarya Ki Ek Saari 1 Lakh Ki Hai Kharch Utha Paoge
Bhakt: Bhagwaan Koi Upai Bataye
Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1234 views
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