I have two sons who are at opposite poles on the military issue. Rick thinks the military exists "only to kill people" and says so at every chance he gets.

Mike thinks the military is the greatest thing since sliced bread, and plans to make it his career. Needless to say, when they get together, sparks fly.

A recent interchange went something like this:

Rick: "'Military intelligence' is a contradiction in terms."

Mike: "No more than 'civilian worker'."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 915 views

Santa Watches Less T.V -

While visiting Santa's house,

Banta noticed that he had replaced his usual TV with a Smaller Model.

Thinking that perhaps the Larger set has Broken Down.

Banta Asked why the Small one was There.

Santa: Oh, I have Decided to Watch less T.V. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Patient: Aapne 2-2 thermometer

Patient: Aapne 2-2 thermometer kyun rakhe hain?

Doctor: Ek muh mein lagane ke liye or dusra jheb mein

Patient: Mein aap ka matlab nahi samjha

Doctor: Matlan yeh hai ki ek thermometer muh mein lagane se mujhe pata chalta hai ki aap ka sharir kitna garam hai aur dusra jheb mein lagane se pta chalega ki aapki jheb kitni garam hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Best month to get married

1st Man: Which Is The Best Month
To Get Married..?

2nd Man: Octemb ruary

1st Man: Don't Be Silly,
There Is No Such Month

2nd Man: Exactly

by Abdul Rehman (few years ago!)

bhais par baithe ladke ko

bhais par baithe ladke ko traffic police ne rok kar kaha- apne helmet kyu nahi pehna? Chalaan hoga. ladka- re andhe dhyan se dekh 4weeler hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aapko isse pehle kabhi heart attack hua thaa kya?

Doctor: aapko isse pehle kabhi heart attack hua thaa kya?
Patient: haa doctor, bichle baar jab aap bill diye the

Nurse: udhaas kyu baite ho sir?
Doctor: dopahar jiska operation kiya tha, woh mar gaya.
Nurse: arey woh to post mortem tha.
Doctor: to main subah kiska post mortem kiyaa tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)