I have two sons who are at opposite poles on the military issue. Rick thinks the military exists "only to kill people" and says so at every chance he gets.

Mike thinks the military is the greatest thing since sliced bread, and plans to make it his career. Needless to say, when they get together, sparks fly.

A recent interchange went something like this:

Rick: "'Military intelligence' is a contradiction in terms."

Mike: "No more than 'civilian worker'."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 992 views

L.I.C Wale Bhi Kya Gazab

L.I.C Wale Bhi Kya Gazab Scheme Banate Hai
L.I.C Wale Bhi Kya Gazab Scheme Banate Hai
Logo Ki Biwion Ko Paas Bitha Kar Pati Ke Marne Ke
Faide Batate Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar Ji: Why have you increased

Sardar Ji: Why have you increased speed of car?

Laloo: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???

1 Pakistani dosre se:

Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???

2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na…

1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.

2nd: Woh kese???

1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau??? ;)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Doctor Ne Khansi K Mareez Ko

Doctor Ne Khansi K Mareez Ko
Motion Lagnay Ki Dawa Day Di.

Compouder:
Aap Ne Motion Ki Dawai Kyun Di?

Doctor:
Ab Wo Khansney Se Pehlay
100 Dafa Sochay Ga.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Difference between personal and secret

Boy-Whats is d Difference between Personal &
Secret?
Girl-Dear,
U r My Lover.. Thats Personal
& Ur Friend Is Also My Lover..
Thats Secret

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)