I have two sons who are at opposite poles on the military issue. Rick thinks the military exists "only to kill people" and says so at every chance he gets.

Mike thinks the military is the greatest thing since sliced bread, and plans to make it his career. Needless to say, when they get together, sparks fly.

A recent interchange went something like this:

Rick: "'Military intelligence' is a contradiction in terms."

Mike: "No more than 'civilian worker'."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 945 views

Mai Maike ja rahi hu, tumhe

Wife: Mai Maike ja rahi hu, tumhe Talak ki Notice bhej dungi!

Husband: Ja ja, Mithi Mithi bate Karke Mujhe khush karne ki koshish mat kar...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Phansi se pehle

Inspector to Banta: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri
antim ichha kya hai?
Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi
de do..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Rang gora karne wali cream

Bacha:rang gora karne wali cream hai?
Dokandar:g hai.
Bacha:to lagata kiun nai sale me aate jate roz dar jata hon.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Tum bure bacho ke saath kyo khelte ho,

Maa- “Rinku, tum bure bacho ke saath kyo khelte ho,
ache bacho ke saath kyo nahi khelte?”
Rinku- “Maa, un ache bacho ki maatao ne apne
bacho ko mere saath khelne se mana kar diya hai”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

BOY TO GIRL

BOY TO GIRL: Tum to 14v ka chand ho

Girl: Sach, kya main itni khoobsorat hoon?

Boy: Arey nahin !!
Main to yeh batana chah raha tha kay tum itni gool matool ho....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)