After returning back from a foreign trip, Santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Santa: In London, a lady asked me `Are you a foreigner`?

by zohaib (few years ago!) / 934 views

SARDAR: KAL HUM N

SARDAR: KAL HUM NAY EASYLOAD WALAY KO BEWAKOOF BNAYA

BOY: WO KASAY?

SARDAR: HUM NAY US KO 100 RS KA NOTE DYA OR NUMBER GLAT LIKHWA DYA!!!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Some race horses

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"

Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"

"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.

At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"

The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A blonde was playing

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.

Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun.

Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun.
Shohar(ghusse se): Jaan choro.
Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

PAPPU : Grand ma

PAPPU : Grand ma.will we be 5 members of family always.
You ,papa, mama , sister and me.

GRAND MA: No son when you will get married , we will be 6.

PAPPU: When sister will be married then we will again 5

GRAND MA: When your son born ,we will be again 6

PAPPU : When you will dead we will be again 5

GRAND MA: Hey you bastered , just go and sleep stupid .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)