Fair To Mar Giya K Bach Giya?
One Sardar Jee To Other…
Aik Dafaa Main Chota Honda Saan
Tye Na Aik Darkht(Tree) Ton Dig Piya Saan.
Other One: Fair To Mar Giya K Bach Giya?
First One:
Pata Nai Main Tye Chota Jiya Honda Saan
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 939 views
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