Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya

Ladki: Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya??

Santa: Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 610 views

Utthi thi wo fajar mein

Utthi Thi Wo Fajar Mein Mujhe Mangne Ke Liye Khuda Sey
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Pani Thanda Deikh Ke Phir So Gai
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Ohh Shitt Yaaar Kaash Uske Ghar Geezar Hota.;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Yaar molvi saab ne meri Bohat beizati ki

Pathan-
Yaar molvi saab ne meri
Bohat beizati ki

Major Rohail-
Kyu?

Pathan-
Humne Molvi sab ko sirf
Itna pocha tha k 14 August
Ka ROZA nafli ibadat hy
Ya Farz

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pappu MQM wale ki beti

Teacher:
“Pappu MQM wale ki beti ko
bhaga kar le gaya. Is ka future
tense batao ?”
Student:Pappu ki namaz-e-janaza
shaam 6 baje ada ho gi……

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

An Amazing Talking Dog

A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."

Bartender: "Yeah! Sure...go ahead."

Man: "What covers a house?"

Dog: "Roof!"

Man: "How does sandpaper feel?"

Dog: "Rough!"

Man: "Who was the greatest ball player of all time?"

Dog: "Ruth!"

Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk."

The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door. Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "or is the greatest player Mantle?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Banta: oye, tu to doctor ke paas

Banta: oye, tu to doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?

Santa: yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)