Pados wale Pappu ki beti

Wife- Pados wale Pappu ki beti ko Math mein 99 marks mile

Husband- Arre yaar!
1 no. Kahan gya??

Wife- Wo hmara beta laya hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1147 views
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