Miss:Tum Late kiyon Aaye,
school 8 baje shuru Hota Hai.
Phir dair kiyon ki?

Student:Miss aap meri itni Fikar
mat kiya karo Dost SHAK karte hain.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 891 views

If u r stressed, you'll get pimples

If u r stressed, you'll get pimples.. if u cry,u'll get wrinkles.. So, y don't u smile & get dimples?

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Flying In The Plane

Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years. Bob had always want to go flying. The desire deepen each time a barn stormer flew into town to offer rides. Bob would ask, and Sue would say, "No way, ten dollars is ten dollars."

The years went pay, and Bob figured he didn't have much longer, so he got Sue out to the show, explaining, it's free to watch, let's at least watch. And once he got there the feeling become real strong. Sue and Bob started an arguement.

The Pilot, between flights, overheard, listened to they problem, and said, "I'll tell you what, I'll take you up flying, and if you don't say a word the ride is on me, but if you back one sound, you pay ten dollars.

So off they flew. The Pilot doing as many rolls, and dives as he could--heading to the ground as fast as the plane could go, and pulling out of the dive at just the very last second. Not a word. Finally he admited defeat and went back the airport.

"I'm surprised, why didn't you say anything?"

"Well I almost said something when Sue fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tough Love A dyin

Tough Love

A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells:

"No, you can't have those! They're for the funeral!"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

CHAND aik din pehle nazar aajata hai

Science ki Jadeed Tehqeeq k mutabiq,
NASWAAR se eye sight taiz hoti hai,
Saboot?
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PESHAWAR main CHAND aik din pehle nazar aajata hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

A lady broke the traffic

A lady broke the traffic signal...
Police :- Stop!!

Lady :- Plz let me go. I'm a teacher....

Police :- Aah, I've waited for this moment all my life. Now write...'I'll never break signal' 100 timez..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)