aisa chaukidaar chahiye jo sehatmand ho

Officer: Dekho, humme aisa chaukidaar chahiye jo sehatmand ho, chust, chalak aur chaukanna ho, jarurat parne par jisse hum daat bhi saake…

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Umeedwaar : Saheb yeh saare gun meri biwi mein hai, usse bulau?

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