Officer: Dekho, humme aisa chaukidaar chahiye jo sehatmand ho, chust, chalak aur chaukanna ho, jarurat parne par jisse hum daat bhi saake…

Yadi tumhare andar yeh saare guun shamil hai to tumhe yeh naukri mil sakti hai.

Umeedwaar : Saheb yeh saare gun meri biwi mein hai, usse bulau?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1018 views

Molvi Sahab Jumme K Din

Molvi Sahab Jumme K Din
HOOR Ki Tareef Bayan Kr Rhe Thy,
K Hoor Aisi Hogi,
Hoor Wesi Hogi,
Jb Zyada Josh Aya To Phr Farmaya,
“Yr Ab Aap Logo Se Kya Behes Kron,
Bs Ye Jo Apne Muhalley Mein
Butt SAHAB Hain Un Ki Bachion Ko Hi Dekh Len!”
Qasam Se Hooren Hain Hooren..:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aaj raat mai nahi sowonga

Sardar: Aaj raat mai nahi sowonga
Dost: kion??
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Sardar: Kal khwab mai 1 Pathan se larayi howi, wo aaj banday le ke aa raha hai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

I gave a moving performance

Santa: I gave a moving performance in singing.
Banta: What do you mean by moving performance?
Santa: Everyone moved out of theatre.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

For A Boy Its Easier To Pick Up A Girl

For A Boy Its Easier To Pick Up A Girl Of Weight 60kg . . .

But For The Same Boy Its Quite Difficult To Pick Up A Gas Cylinder Of Weight 14.2kg . .

Strange. . .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

He Stoled Ur Cell & Ur Lafing?

Chor Sardar Ka Mobile Lay Kar Bhag Gya Sardar Hasne Laga

Dost:He Stoled Ur Cell & Ur Lafing?

Sardar:
Oye Bhagne De Charger To Mere Pass Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)