Madam to santa-Translate it to eng"Mere sir de Baal,Uud gaye hawa de naal" Santa's rply -"Hair of your tind ..Have gone with the wind ..Ting ting teeding"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 863 views

Are Computers Male or Female?

A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"

The French teacher wasn't sure which gender it was, so she ivided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The school teacher was taking

Basic Maths

The school teacher was taking the class in basic maths She said to little Johnny If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits how many have you got?

Seven replied Johnny

No Johnny explained the teacher That~s not the right answer Listen If I give you two apples then I add another two apples and another two apples after that how many have you got?

Six replied Johnny

That~s right said the teacher So let~s try again If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits how many have you got?

Seven replied Johnny

Seven! wailed the teacher How do you get seven?

Because I~ve already got one rabbit at home..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek Aadmi Pahli baar Sasural Gaya

Ek Aadmi Pahli baar Sasural Gaya,
Uski Saas Ne Use 7 Din Tak

Subah-Sham Palak Ka Saag Khilaya.
8ve Din Saas Ne Pucha: “Beta, Kya Khaoge?”

Aadmi Bola: “Mummy Ji, Khet Dikha Do, Khud Hi Char Aaunga“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I love U!

Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.

Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.

Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or Ko De Deta Hun

Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti Abi Kahan Ho Tum?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)