Madam to santa
Madam to santa-Translate it to eng"Mere sir de Baal,Uud gaye hawa de naal" Santa's rply -"Hair of your tind ..Have gone with the wind ..Ting ting teeding"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 941 views
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