light aa rahi hai
Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He Nurse Se bola
LIGHT AARAHI HAI?
Nurse: No
Bacha Bola: Oh no
PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun..
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1135 views
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