Aik admi hotel manager se

Aik admi hotel manager se: yeh tolya bohat ganda hai, hath saaf karne ke kabil nahin…,

manager: aap bhi ajeeb admi hain subah se 100 laog hath saaf kar chukkay hain aur kisi ne shakayet nahin ki

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 906 views
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