A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods!

A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1003 views

Ek bund se samundar nhi banta

Ek bund se samundar nhi banta,
rone se mukaddar nahi banta,
patana hai to pure girls hostel kn patao

1 - 2 ladki patane se koi sikandar nahi banta.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

teacher to student

teachr to student:
ek taraf paisa hai, ek taraf dimag
kya lo gay???????
student: paisa
teacher: galat, Agar mai hotee tou dimag laitee
student: Jiskre passjo nahi hy vo wohi leta
hai.........:)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

The school teacher was taking

Basic Maths

The school teacher was taking the class in basic maths She said to little Johnny If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits how many have you got?

Seven replied Johnny

No Johnny explained the teacher That~s not the right answer Listen If I give you two apples then I add another two apples and another two apples after that how many have you got?

Six replied Johnny

That~s right said the teacher So let~s try again If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits how many have you got?

Seven replied Johnny

Seven! wailed the teacher How do you get seven?

Because I~ve already got one rabbit at home..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Momo to mehmood sahab

Momo to mehmood sahab
Aapkay kay dost nai kis pagal aurat se shadi ki hai kiya wo andha hai?

Mehmood sahab: momo mein nai tum sai shadi ki hai to kiya mein bhi andha tha?

Mono: chup bey

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Double vaat!!!

Double vaat!!!
Mazak ki bhi koi haad hoti hai yaar mai ek ladki ke
saath date maar rahatha...Aur mera dost uske
samne aakar bola
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kal wali zayda achi thi ;)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)