1 Makhi 1 Ganjay K Sar Pe Jaa Bethi

1 Makhi 1 Ganjay K Sar Pe Jaa Bethi
Dusri Makhi Ne Kaha?

Waah!Kya Ghar Mila Hai Tujhe

Pehli Makhi Boli
Nahi,Abhi To Sirf Plaat Kharida Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 805 views
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