miser:i have to buy a new comb

miser:i have to buy a new comb immidiatley

friend:why did u lose yours.
miser:no.a tooth of the comb broke.

friend : thats no problem.
miser:it is. as it was the last tooth.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 860 views
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