kya tum ne mujhe kutta kha
Husband: Kya tum ne mujhe Kutta kaha ?
Wife didn’t answer.
Husband again asks: No answer. Then he asks again.
Wife: Nahi kaha, Plz ab bhonkna band karo.
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 948 views
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