7 sadhu 7 chatai par dhyaan

7 sadhu 7 chatai par dhyaan lagakar baithe the.

Ek Aadmi aata hai aur sabse bujurg sadhu ko pranam kar poochta hai: Maharaj ladki nahi pat rahi hai, kya Karoon?

Woh sadhu sabse chote sadhu ko pukarta hai aur kehta hai: chotu ek aur chatai laga de beta...

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