Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you?

Husband: I'm at the bank.

Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 573 views

Student School

Teacher: You promised me to submit me a paragraph, right?

Student: Yes Sir.

Teacher: And I also promised that if you fail to submit it, I will punish you, right?

Student: Yes Sir, so it will be fair if you break your promise too.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Musafir (Gard se)

Musafir (Gard se): gard saheb kia gari chalne mein itna waqt hai keh main chaye pi aayon.

Gard: is kay yakeen dilane kay liye mein khud aap ke sath chal sakta hon chaye pine kay liye. 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar

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1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Kya Yahi Pyar Hai?

Jab Bhi Koi Bachha Paida Hota Hai To Sare Khandaan Wale Use Dekhne Aate Hai.

Bachhe Ka Baap Bete Ko God Mein Utha Ke Bolta Hai
“Mere Bete Ka Chehra To Mera Pe Gaya Hai”

Maan Pyar Se Dekh Kar Bolti Hai
“Iss Ki Aankhein Mere Pe Gayi Hai”

Bachhe Ke Mama Dekh Ke Bolta Hai
“Is Ke Haath Paon To Bilkul Mere Par Gaye Hai”

Chacha Bhi Dekhta Hai Aur Bolta Hai
“Arey Iski Muskurahat To Bilkul Mere Jaisi Hai”

Phir Jab Wohi Bachha Bada Ho Kar Ladkiyaan Chedta Hai To Sare Khandan Wale Kehte Hai
“Pata Nahi Ye Kameena Kispe Gaya Hai?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bheekari

Car me baithi 1 Lady ne, 1 bhikhari ko 1 rupya dekar,
dua dene ko kaha!

Bhikhari: Car me to baithi ho, ab kya aasmaan me baithogi?

by Farah Awan (few years ago!)