wife called her husband
Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you?
Husband: I'm at the bank.
Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.
Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 978 views
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