Visits bombay
Santa visits Bombay after many years. So he
shouts-"BOMBAY..BOMBAY..."
air-hostess tells him -B- silent. So Santa starts
shouting- "ombay ombay"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 841 views
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