bhagwan ka shukar hai ki

Santa: bhagwan ka shukar hai ki India 14th August ko aazad nahi hua..
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Santa: Are yaar, Phir hum 15th August kaise manaate ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1181 views
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