Pathan Student
Teacher: Jis admi ko sunayi na de, Usey English mai kia kahengy?
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Pathan Student: Jo marzi kah do, usko konsa sunayi daita hai
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 541 views
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Sardar :
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Phir Kya Hona Tha,
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Funny Truth...
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Ek pathan ne new car li
aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza aya admi bola han khan g!!!
pathan bola full kar do:-D
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Ye Mera New Numbr
save..
Mat kar Lena
Pagal
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ye to 1 se 9 tak ginti he
Ab uper mat dekhna.
Warna bezti pakki..
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