Mama ne nayi swift car l
Mama ne nayi swift car li,
Swift car k peche likhwaya
"Saawan Ko Aane Do"
Peche se truck ne thok diya,
Truck par likha tha
"aaya saawan jhoom ke"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 747 views
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