1 ladki COKE pi rahi thi
1 ladki COKE pi rahi thi,
achanak usme se 1 Machar nikla or bola "MAA"
Ladki-Me teri maa nhi hu.
Machar- Aisa na bol maa me teri COKE se nikla hu.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1001 views
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