Pathan Tanki Saaf Karne

Pathan Tanki Saaf Karne Chatt Pe Gayan Tanki Per Qawwa Betha Tha
Pathan Jaldi Se Neeche Utra
Or Seerhi Hata K Bola:
Beta Mai To Utar Gaya
Tu Kese Ayega

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 825 views
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