Pathaan's wish: when i die,I wana die like
my grandpa who died peacefuly inhis sleep not screamin likeall d passengersin d bus hewas driving ;->

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 793 views

IDIOTS PLEASE STAND UP

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic lecturer.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the lecturer with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Naukrani ne malkin

Naukrani ne malkin se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auratein apki saas ko peet rahi hain.

Malkin naukrani ke saath balcony mein aayi aur chupchap tamasha dekhne lagi.

Naukarani ne poocha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?

Malkin: Nahi uske liye teen hi kaafi hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

My wife is mad at me again.

Monty: My wife is mad at me again.

Bartender: Why is that?

Monty: When I opened the front door this morning, her mother was on the step with her suitcases. She said, "Can I stay here for a few days?"

I said, "NO PROBLEM!" and shut the door.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Judge

Judge:
Tum Teesri Bar Adalat Me Aarhe Ho,
Tumhe Sharam Nahi Aati?

Pathan: Tum Roz Aata Hai,T
Tumko Aati Hai Kya??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Cheel ko English main Kya

Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.
Banta : Eagle
Santa : Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to? Banta : Illeagal...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)