A donkey kicked sardar
A donkey kicked sardar & ran away, sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra and started beating it and said, ‘Sala tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai’.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1004 views
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