Pathan Se Loot Maar
Pathan:
Raat Mujhy 1 Aadmi Nay
Chaaku Dikha Ker Loot Liya
Friend:
Lekin Tery Pas To
Hamesha Gun Hoti Hy
Pathan:
Wo Main
Nay Chupa Di Thi,
Warna Wo Bhi Lay Jata!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 803 views
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admi:
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by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
manmohan singh-(rat ko joging kar rahe the)tabhi ek admi ne pucha"tum rat ko joging ku kar rahe ho'.
manmohan singh-kukee main P.M.hu.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
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Patient: 24 HOURS! That’s terrible! WHAT could be WORSE? What’s the very bad news?
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata
by @irha@ (few years ago!)
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A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!" Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Santa(ladki ko chedte hue)-
Aur soniyo ki haal hai??
Ladki (gusse me)- jo haal teri behan ka hai....
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Santa- accha toh tu bhi pregnant hai....
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Daaku: Tera Nam? Lady: Rita
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Or Tera?
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