Santa – Mujhe zehar dena
Santa – Mujhe zehar dena
Chemist – Pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.
Santa – Apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.
Chemist – Bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du ya chhoti.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 821 views
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