Sardar: doctor sahib ye dawa to kahin se nahi mil rahi.

Pathan doctor:
Ooh hoo.. dawai likhna to hum bhul hi gaya ye to hamara signature hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 827 views

Pathan ne purani motercycle ko

Pathan ne purani motercycle ko 5, 5, k noton se sajaya hua tha
Aik Admi ny pocha k yeh kya
Pathan: Hm ko karigar bola k is pay paisa lagao thek ho jaegi.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Biwi Ka Gussa Hamesha Ke Liye Kaise Shant Kare

Santa Ne Ek Din Badi Udasi Se Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Meri Biwi Gussa Bahut Karti Hai”

Banta: “Meri Bhi Pahle Karti Thi Ab Nahi Karti”

Santa: “Achha, Aisa Tum Ne Kya Elaaj Kiya?”

Banta Muskurate Hue: “Kuch Khas Nahi, Wo Ek Din Gusse Mein Thi, Maine Kah Diya Ke Budhape Mein Gussa Aa Hi Jata Hai, Us Din Se Wo Gussa Nahi Karti“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

nafsiat ka practical

Nafsiat Ka Practical:

Professor Ne 1 Choohe K Liye
1 Taraf Cake Or 1 Taraf Choohia Rakhi.

Chooha Foran Cake Ki Taraf Lapka.
Dosri Bar Cake Badal K Roti Rakhi To Chooha Roti Ko
Lapka.

Yun Bar Bar Food Item Badla
Per Chooha Her Bar Khane Ki Taraf Bhaga.

Prof:
Bus
Sabit Hua K Bhook Hi Sab Se Bari Taqat Hai.

Last Row Se Ek Student Bola:

Sir, Ek Bar
Choohia B Badal K Dekh Lete

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

WiFE: aaj koi aisi baat kaho

WiFE: aaj koi aisi baat kaho k me khush bhi ho jaon or jal bhi jaon,

Husband: tum meri zindagi ho Or Lannat hy aisi zindagi par.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

How I Met Your Mother: "The Exploding Meatball Sub"

The challenge the writers of How i met your mother have faced with the Ted-Zoey relationship - since it's established from the outset that she isn't The Mother - is how to keep it interesting even tho ...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)