Testicular guard
the first testiculer guard was used in cricket in
1874 and first helmet was used in 1974 it took 100
years for men to realise that brain is also
imortant...
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 889 views
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bcoz
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item mean "maal"
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