Kisi behri jahaz main kain log safar kar rehy the achanak aik chota sa bacha samandar main ja gira, jahaz main halchal mach gai, thori der bad aik nojawan bachy ko good main liye samandar se nikal aya. logo ne is ki bahadari ki tareef ki.& & &

Nojawan bola:”who sab to thek hay magar ye batao, ke muje Dhaka kis ne diya tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1228 views

Kal ka kam aj na karo

Kal ka kam aj mat karo,
kiun k ho sakta hai kal wo kaam karna hi na pare h

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Child Sent To Bed

A small boy is sent to bed by his father...

[Five minutes later]

"Da-ad..."

"What?"

"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"

"No. You had your chance. Lights out."

[Five minutes later]

"Da-aaaad..."

"WHAT?"

"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"

"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"

[Five minutes later]

"Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..."

"WHAT??!!"

"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Duniya ke sabse puraana

Teacher: duniya ke sabse puraana praani kaunsi hai?
Student: zebra hai sir

Teacher: kaise:

Student: kyunki, woh black and white hai na

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

GIRL TO BOY

GIRL TO BOY :jab tum log girls ko
I LOVE YOU kehte ho
to un ka haath Kyu pakad lete ho
BOY: bas apni hifaazat ke liye
kahi thapar na mar de

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Ki Research, Balle Ball

Santa Ne Ek Makkhi Pakdi Or Uske Pankh Todkar
Bola.
Santa: “Udd Jaa Furrrrrrrr!”
Makkhi Nahi Udi…
Fir Bola.
Santa: “Ja Udd Ja Aur Baag Ja”
Makkhi Fir Nahi Udi…
Santa Sochte Hue: “Hmmm, Isse Prove Hua Ki,
Agar Makhi Ke Pankh Tod Do To Wo Behri Ho Jati
Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)