Girl: Is Dress Ka Kya Price Hai
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 Kiss
Girl: Aur Us Dress Ka
Shopkeeper:10 Kiss
Girl: Dono Pack Kar Do Bill Papa Dege

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 953 views

Boy Friend On Phone

Boy Friend on phone:
Hi dear muje teri bahut yaad aa rahi hai
I seriously miss u!

GF: Abhi to baat ki humne
BF: Arey phirse tuje hi lag gaya, Sorry!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sub se dua ki apeel

1 larki jis k umer 18 year hai bahut pyari hai wo bechari GHQ hospital I.c.u ward me




nurse hai dua karen wo mujh se set ho jae .

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Ek sahebji ghabraye hue aaye

Ek sahebji ghabraye hue aaye aur biwi se bole: “Begam, aaj main office se aa raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…!”

Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: “Mummy, Shyam ne meri gudiya tod di hai.” Pati ne phir kehna shuru kiya “Haan toh begam, main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…..!”

Itne mein unka ladka bola: “Mummy, Rita ne meri car tod di hai.”

Biwi ghusse mein aakar boli: “Bhagwan ke liye tum sab chup ho jao, mujhe pehle gadhe ki baat sun lene do..!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

River Walk

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge?

Wife: Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge?

Husband: Shayad main mar jaunga.
Wife: Kyon?

Husband: Kabhi kabhi zyada kushi janleva hoti hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)