Boss: Tumhe driver ki job de raha

Boss: Tumhe driver ki job de raha hun. Starting salary Rs.2000/-. Theek hai?

Laloo: U R great sir! Gaddi Start karane ki salary is o.k.......but? ? Gaddi chalane ki salary kitni hai... sir jio?

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