Boy : Excuse me sister thats my seat.
Girl : Okay but i’m not your sister,
My father never touched your mom.
Boy : True, but my father did.
Moral : Don’t be over smart

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 839 views

gaay(cow) ka doodh

Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.
Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota
hai.
Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Why student fails ?

WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Apke sath shadi karky

Husband: Apke sath shadi karky mujhe Ek fayeda tu howa

Wife: Khush ho kar boli, Konsa fayeda? .

Husband: Mujhe mairy gunaho’n ki saza dunia mai hi mel gayi -

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

SunoG Kaam krte waqt

Wife:sunoG Kaam krte waqt mere ko baho me mat lia karo
Tabi Kamwali boli:

Madam achhi Tarah se samjha do,mai to bol-bol ke thak gai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

tapka dengay salay ko

Bhool kar bhi kisiko na rulana,
Zindagi mein sabko hasana,
Dusman ko bhi gale lagana,
Phir bhi koi gam de toh hume batana,
Tapka denge saale ko.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)