Girl: Dear Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He?

Boy: Long Drive Par Dear

Girl: Pahele Kyu Nahi Bataya !

Boy: Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jab Break Fail Huyi !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 799 views

A Very Desperate Marriage

A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated about once a week for the past six years, but he was so timid he just never got around to suggesting marriage much less living together.

But one day, he became determined to ask her the question. So he calls her on the phone, "June."

"Yes, this is June."

"Will you marry me?"

"Of course I will! Who's this?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nhi nhi pehly bazo kato... gala baad ma kaat lena

aik admi aadhi raat ka wqt ek viraan gali se guzar rha tha..

Achank us ne ek makaan ma se baton ki awaaz ati suni,,,

koi shaks dosray shaks se keh rha tha....
"Nhi Nhi Pehly Bazo Kato... Gala baad ma kaat lena"..

itna sunna tha k us ne admi ne dorr laga di...aur seedha police choki pohanch gaya...aur ja kar sari baat batayi...

jab police us admi k sath us makaan pe pohanchi...tau andhr 2 darzi baithhy kaprray kaat rhy thay... :D :D hahaha

by WAQAR (few years ago!)

Gangster’s son failed his examination

Q: What did the gangster’s son
tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.”

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

USA: Hamare dog Fotball khelte hai.

USA: Hamare dog Fotball khelte hai.

JAPAN: Hamare fish dance Karte hai.

CHINA: Hamare Hathi cycle chalate hai.

INDIA: HAMARE GADHE GOVT CHALAATE Hai.;-).

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa child - mere papa bahut

Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.

Banta child - how?

Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakar lete hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)