Girl: Dear Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He?

Boy: Long Drive Par Dear

Girl: Pahele Kyu Nahi Bataya !

Boy: Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jab Break Fail Huyi !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 906 views

The Taco Bell Chihuahua

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."

The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."

Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone......cheese mine."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Kabristaan Me Smoking

Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha

Police=Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?

Santa=Abbu K Liye Dua,

Police=Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai

Santa=Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tribute To Pakistani Doctors.

Tribute To Pakistani Doctors.
Dr. To Patient’s Frnd:
Agar 1 Ghanta Pehle Le Aate
To Hum Isse Bacha Lete
Frnd:
Abay, Adha Ghanta Pehle
To Accident Huwa He.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

R u male or female?.

Pathan: R u male or female?.

Khusra: Both.

Pathan: How's that possible..do u hv sexwith male or female?.

Khusra: Jo b mil jae male ya female.

Pathan: Oy! maar tali tu to mere tra Phatan he hy

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Tusi Kiri Game Khelday 0

Sardar:
Dr Sab
Tusi Kehya C K Subha
Game Khedan Nal Sehat Changi Rendi A,
Per Meno Te Koi Farq Ni Piya
Dr:
Tusi Kiri Game Khelday 0
Sardar:
Mobile Te Sap Aali.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)