Gas Ho Gaye Hai

Patient: Doctor sahib mere pait

me bht gas ho gye hai

Doctor: Ahista bolo

Government ne sun liya to char

din ke liye bund ker denge. ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1823 views
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Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Abbreviation SMS



BOYS stands for

B: BADMASHIYON mai sab sai agay
O: OLLU ki tara raat mai jagay
Y: YARIYIAN nebhaye jaan laga ke
S: SHAREEF sirf maa baaf ke samnay

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Gas ka bill

1Pthan k ghr Gas ka bill 50,000 aya

1Pthan k ghr Gas ka bill 50,000 aya

Wo sui gas ofice gya Or oficer se bola:
Tm log muje ye btao begherto ?

Kya dozkh ka pipe mere ghr se ja rha h:

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
tum zaror ana

Pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana tum q nahi aye.

2nd Pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi.

1st: me ne likha tha k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Santa after interview

Santa after interview: Everything went fine till the time he asked me for my testimonials. I guess I showed him the wrong thing!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mother light jala lo

Nokrani: Light chali gai hai
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Meera: tu Mother Light jala lo
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Nokrani: Mother Light??
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Meera: uff u paindos i mean Mom-Bati….! :P :P Buhahhaha :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Doctor: Haan. Shadi kr lo.

Aadmi? Kia lambi zindgi guzaarne ka koi nuskha hai??

Doctor: Haan. Shadi kr lo.

Aadmi: Kia is se umar lambi ho jaye gi?

Doctor: Nahi, Yeh khwahish mar jaye gi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
pathan saw a man stealing purse

Pathan Saw A Man Stealing A Purse.

Theif: There Is 1000 Rs in The Purse. We Can Take 50-50.

pathan: OK..OK.

But What About The Remaining 900?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
kitne handsome hai na

Girl : Mummy, sir kitne handsome hai na.
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Maa : beti apne se bado ko pita saman smjhna chahiye
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Girl : Mummy tum bhi na,,hmesha apni setting krne me lagi rehti
ho..

by Numan Malik (few years ago!)
Pathan


Teacher: 10 fruits k naam btao…

Teacher:

10 fruits k naam btao…

Sardar:

1 amrood,

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1 Saib,

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Tey 8 Maltey :-)

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
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