Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 564 views

Teri yaad main nend udti hai

girl-:teri yaad me neend udti hai,
chain khota hai kuch kuch hota hai,
boy-:doctor ko dikha lo swine flu aise hi hota hai,

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

SIR PeECHeY Se….

2 bachay examinatin hall my bethey they
examiner bht strict tha
cheating nhn karne de rha tha
ek bachay ne chit likh k examiner ko di.
Examiner khamoshi sy ja k apni chair py beth gya.
2sra bacha pehle se: yar tu ne kya likha?
bachay ne kaha

“SIR PeECHeY Se APKI PANT PHATI hui He”

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

TEACHER

Beti:
Ami Mera Teacher Kitna Pyara Hai Na?
Ami:
Beti Teacher Bap k Brabr Hota Hai..
Beti:
AMI Ap Hamesha Apne Hi Chakar Mein
Rehna,
Hamare Liye Na Sochna..

by itrat batool (few years ago!)

Tm tu khete they

Biwi : Tm tu khete they shadi k
Bad b mujh se pyar kro gay?
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Husband: mujhe kia pata tha k tmhari shadi mujh se
H ho gi…………………..D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa (Security Incharge)

Santa (Security Incharge) Pran ko jane diya lekin amitabh ko rok liya
Amitabh ne puchha kyon?

Santa: Raghukool reet sada chali aayi Pran jaye par Bachan na jaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)