very funny jokes in hindi
Friend: Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati Tumhara Baap Tailor hai.
Aur Tmhari Shirt Phati Hui Hai.
Sardar: Sharam to Tumko Bhi Nahi Aati.
Tumhara Baap Dentist Hai or Tumhara Bhai Bina Dant k Paida Hua!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 998 views
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boy: are tum jaisi panoti ko bhulega bhi kaun!
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Papu:sir jb filam silent me thi to ap ko kaise pata chala k wo urdu me hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Teacher:
"Qarz-E-Hasna Kisay Kehte Hain"?
Pathan:
"Jab Qarz Denay Wala Paise Wapis Mangay, Aur
Qarz Lene Wala HANS Day, To Usay Qarz-E-Hasna
Kehte Hen"!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Budget 2015
Chawal 1 Rupay k 2 Danay,
Daal 50 Paise ki 4 Danay,
Oil 10 Rupay k 2 Drops,
Doodh 2 Rupay ka 1 Qatra.
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Aur
Petrol Free dekhaya jaye ga
by sana (few years ago!)
santa:tu kis din paida hua?
banta:itwar ko
santa:chal jhute, us din to chhuti hoti hai..!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Choha Billi se keh raha tha k
I LOVE YOU.
Billi Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho?
Choha:Jo tum kaho gi mein wohi karoon
ga.
Billi:Kya Tum mere liye jan da sakte ho?
Choha:Na Darling Na,Sadi MAA nu put nai
Labne tenu yar Batheray”.
by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
Principal asked PreM:
Why r u late?
all ur classmates came to d class on tym
I rplied:
"Jhund me to kutte aate h. Lekin SHER hamesha akela aata ha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik makhi ganje k rar par ja baithi dosri makhi :wah! kia ghar mila hai
pahli makhi:abi to plot khareeda hai
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
A kindergarden teacher at age 30 was talking to the children seated on the floor around her, absentmindedly she removed her glasses to clean them.
"Wow, Miss Collins!" one child exclaimed. "You look really different without your glasses on !"
Another child piped up, "I bet she looks different when she takes her teeth out, too!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan:
Jab Hum Chota Tha
Tab Hum Minar-E-Pakistan Se Gir Gaya Tha
Dosra Pathan:
Tum Mar Gaya Tha Ya Bach Gaya Tha
Pehla Pathan:
Hum Ko Yad Nahin
Uss Waqt Hum Boht Chota Tha:-/
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)