Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror. "This picture looks like someone I know" she says. The other one has a look and says, "Of course dummy, it's ME...."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 771 views

Boy & Girl playing Ludo

Boy & Girl playing Ludo
Boy : Agar 1,2,3,4 or 5 aaya to
I will kiss U….;-)
Girl : Wat??
Acha or 6 aaya to???
Boy : Kabhi ludo nahi kheli hai kya???.. XD
dobara meri chance pagli.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Student Love Teacher’s Daughter

Teacher :If a=b and b=c then a=c,
now give me the practical example of this principle from your real life.

Student :I love you sir,and you love your daughter,which means I love your daughter.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,

Doctor: tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,
cigrrete-noshi chor do.

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Pathan: ye nahi ho sakta kyon k cigarrete to chor donga.

Magar noshi meri biwi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sentence Ko English Mai Translate Karo

TeaCher:
Es Sentence Ko English Mai Translate Karo

"Larkiyan Yaha Se Guzar Chukki Hai"
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Student:
Oh Shit Yar I Am Late.!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Chor Do Nasha

Ek Cheeta Cigarette ka sutta lagane hi wala tha ki achanak ek chuha wahan aya aur bola

bhai chor do nasha, ao mere sath,dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurt hai.

Cheeta choohe k sath chal dia
Aage 1 hathi cocaine pi rha tha, chooha
Phir bola,

bhai chor do nasha,ao mere sath,dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurt hai.

Hathi b sth chal dia

Age sher whisky pene ki tyari kr rha tha,choohe ne use b woi kaha

Sher ne glas side pr rakha aur chohe ko 5-6 thappar mare

Hathi bola are kyu mar rahe ho is bechare ko?

Sher bola, Is kamine ne pichli bar b afeem kha kar mujhe 3 ghante jungle me aise hi ghumaya tha.......

by Sohaib Tariq (few years ago!)