KINGFISHER EMPLOYEE:Sir for the past 15 days not a single bottle has been sold...!
VIJAY MALYA:Call all the universities and ask them to announce results.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 992 views

Wife aur husband

Wife:agr me k2 par charhne me kamyab ho gai to ap mujhe kia do ge
husband:choti pe halka sa dhaka

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Doctor: Meray pass aap k liay

Doctor: Meray pass aap k liay aik bad news and aik bohat bad news hai.
Patient: Well, pahilay bad news batain.
Doctor: lab k test results k baad aap 24 hours aur zinda rahain gay.
Patient: 24 HOURS!!! Aur bohat bad news?
Doctor: Mai aap ko 24 hours se talaash kar raha tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Complaining

A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is
several times more per hour then we get paid for
medical care."
"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same
model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have
to keep up to date with new models coming every
month."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

2 Lovers plan to suicide.

2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl
closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never
dies.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa class me haans raha tha

Santa class me haans raha tha,
Ek ladka bola : Stand UP, kaun ho tum?

Santa : Tum kaun ho?

Ladka : Mein monitor hu
Santa : Te phir mein CPU hu!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)