KINGFISHER EMPLOYEE:
KINGFISHER EMPLOYEE:Sir for the past 15 days not a single bottle has been sold...!
VIJAY MALYA:Call all the universities and ask them to announce results.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 880 views
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D Owner Says D
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Bhago “D”
Bhago “D”
Bhago “D”…
Us Waqt 1 Teacher Ayi Or Boli:
Sir, Plz English Bolain Urdu Allow Nahi, Or Wo Chali Gai.
Phir Us Ka Baap English Main Chillaya
Or Teacher Ko Gussa Aagya Or Us Ny “D” K Baap Ko School Se Bahar Nikal Diya.
Kyun K Wo English Main Chila Raha Tha:
Run-D,
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