Double Insult
Double Insult :P Girl: do u like me ? Boy: No !!!
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(girl got sad)Boy: y r u sad?
Girl: becoz u don’t like me.
Boy: u never asked that do u love me.
Girl: Awww !! ok !! Do u love me ? ? :*Boy: No !!! :P :P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 916 views
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Pathan Bhi Ajeeb Kaum Hai Doston.
“Ghusse Se Bole Toh Dar Lagta Hai Ke Maare Na”
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Cow Per Bethey Ek Pathan Ko
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K Aapka Helmet Nahi Hai?
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Arrbi :- O La La
Australia :- Got a Hit
Paris:- oh shit
London:- oh No,
Indian.. Ram ram.
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Shikwa hamein manzoor nhi…
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Toy Train se khel rha
tha
aur Bar-Bar bol rha tha,
"Jis HARAMI ko chadna
hai chad jao, Jis
KAMINE ne utarna hai
utr jao..."
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.
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Uske BAAP ne uski train
rok k 1 zor se
thappad laga diya...
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.
Bachha thodi der ro k
chup ho gaya aurfir
shuru ho gaya,
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.
"Jis HARAMI ko chadna
hai chad jao, Jis
KAMINE ne utrna hai utr
jao ."
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Pehle hi kisi KUTTE ki
wajah seTrain 10
min
late ho gayi hai..
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Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh
ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko
kholney laga.
Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat
jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh
sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.
Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, “lao chabi
tala main khol deta hoon”
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is camera se kabutar nikly ga.
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Focus adjust kar
Jaahilon wali baat mat kar
Portrait Mode Use kar
Micro k sath
High Resolution me pic aani chahiay
Facebook pe upload karni hy
wrna paise nhi milen ge.
SAALA...
"kabutar nikale ga.."
Tere bap ne kbutar dala tha is me Yay
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2 dost the
ache dost the
bahut ache dost the
i mean kafi ziyada ache dost the
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by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
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lota hai too purana sanam
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