Maine Aisa Mashroob Banaya Hai
Pathan 2 Sardar:Maine Aisa Mashroob Banaya HaiJise Peete He Insan Such Bolne Lagta Hai.Tum Pee Kar Dekho.
Sardar (Mashroob Pee Kar):Aakh Thoo, Yeh To Tail Hai.
Pathan: Dekha Tumne Such Bola,Yeh Waqai Tail Hai.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 847 views
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NEWTON’S 7th LAW
“The rate of loadsheding is directly proportional to the rise in temperature.. as the temperature increase the rate of load sheding also increases
Let L is loadsheding, T is temperature, So, L=bT Where b is constant of beghairti
beghairtii of GOVERNMENT always remains constant unless or until an external force in the form of ”chitar” is exerted by public on the government…..
by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
Ek hathi or choohey ki dosti ho gyee. Ek din hathi subah subah naha raha tha key chooha aaya or usey bulaney laga
Hathi ney bohat poocha key kia baat hey pani mein hi bata do, laikin chooha ar gaya key pehley bahar aao to bataoon ga
Kheir hathi pani sey bahar aaya. Ab choohey ney kaha wapis pani mein chaley jao.
Hathi ko bara ghussa aaya key pehley mujhey bahar nikala or ab pani mein wapis janey ko keh raha hey. Ghussa pi ker us ney poocha, “baat kia thee?”
Chooha bola: “Baat kia honi thee, subah sey apni jooti dhoond raha hoon, dekh raha tha tum ney to nahi pehen rakhi”
by farrukh ahmed (few years ago!)
Child: Mom Isbar Hum Patakhe Is Shopse Lenge
Mom: Lekin Beta Ye To Girls Hostel Hai
Child: Papa To Kehte Hai Ki Sari Phuljadiyan Yhi Rehti Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Behtreen insan wo hai jiska,
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Aap Message par rahey hain..
Shukriya..-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan kisi larki ke ghar rishta le kar gaya,
Larki ke maa baap:… humari beti abhi parh rahi hai…
pathan:koi baat nahi, ham ghante baad a jaega…!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mota admi, patle admi se: tumhain dekh kar youn maloom hota hai ke qehet par geya ho,
patla admi: aur tumhain dekh kar lagta hai ke yeh qehet tumhari wajah se para ho
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Hands Up! . U R Undr Arrest.
Q k jtne pyare ap ho. Itna pyara hona Qanonan jurm hai.
Is lye apko “Dil” me Umar Qed ki saza di jati hai;-) . . .
pta nai esa msg log muje hi Q send krte hai esi kya bt hai mujh me.
I am so sweet hana . :-*-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Banta : Dekh Santa Ek Saanp,Teri Biwi Ko Kaat Raha Hai.,Santa :
D ar Mat Yaar.Vo Kaat Nhi Raha,Vo To Zehar Bharwane Aaya Hoga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The most rommantic country of the world..? guess! O yes!!! pakistan u know why? har raat candle light dinner… =P Thanks to wapda for Load Shedding
by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)
Kehty Hain Larki K Hath Ma
Barkat Hoti Hai,
Bilkul Sahe
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2 Inch Ki CheeZ Hath Ma Do To 6 inch Ki Kr Deti Hai,
laga pogo
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)