Pathan 2 Sardar:Maine Aisa Mashroob Banaya HaiJise Peete He Insan Such Bolne Lagta Hai.Tum Pee Kar Dekho.
Sardar (Mashroob Pee Kar):Aakh Thoo, Yeh To Tail Hai.
Pathan: Dekha Tumne Such Bola,Yeh Waqai Tail Hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 925 views

'Tali-ban'

Why don't people clap in Afghanistan?
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Because of 'Tali-ban'!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

How can i get to heaven?

I asked the children in my Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"

"No!" the children all answered.

Then I said, "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "No!"

"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Baby

Jeeto was about to give birth to a baby.
Santa: If it looks like you, it would be great.
Jeeto: If it looks like you, it would be a miracle.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Main tum se tabi shaadikarungi

Girlfriend to Naman: Main tum se tabi shaadi
karungi jab tum koi sahsi kaam kar ke dikhaoge.
Funny Naman: Tum se shaadi karne se jyada sahsi
kaam aur kya ho sakta hai?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sunti Hi Nahi Hai

Ek Doctor Ki Nurse Se Ho Shadi Hogai
Dost Ne Doctor Se Poocha:
Suna Yar, Kesi Life Chal Rahi Hai?

Doctor:
Yar Kya Kahoon Jab Tak Sister Na Kaho Sunti Hi Nahi Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)