I asked the children in my Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"

"No!" the children all answered.

Then I said, "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "No!"

"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 898 views

Student

Na waqt hai etna ke syllabus pora kia jaye
Na tarkeeb hai koi ke exam pas kia jaye
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Na jane konsa dard dia hai es parhayi ne
Na soya jaye owr na roya jaye

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Chiti Na Hathi Sa Kha

Hathi ki bike bigad gayi,

Chiti ne use scooty par lift di,

Raste me chiti ne kha

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"Thoda Niche Jhuk Kar Baith Na

Dad Ne Dekh Liya

To Bawal Ho Jayega".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bas Stop Pe Pappu

Bas Stop Pe Pappu Ek Ladki Ko Taad Raha Tha

Ladki Ne Usko Tokte Hue Puchha

Ladki: “Mujhe Aise Kyun Dekh Rahe Ho? Tumhari Koi Bahan Nahi Hai Kya?”

Pappu: “Hai Na, Isliye To Dekh Raha Hu”
Ladki: “Kyu?”

Pappu Muskurate Hue Bola: “Wo Kya Hai Ki Meri Bahan Ko Ek Bhabhi Chahiye“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

How To Impress A Woman:

How to impress a woman:

Compliment her,

kiss her,

caress her,

love her,

tease her,

protect her,

hug her,

hold her,

spend money on her,

wine & dine her,

buy things for her,

listen to her,

care for her,

stand by her,

support her,

go to the ends of the earth for her....

How to impress a man:

Show up naked,

Offer beer.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)