I asked the children in my Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"

"No!" the children all answered.

Then I said, "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "No!"

"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 779 views

FAQIR: ALLAH k Nam pr kuch day do?

FAQIR: ALLAH k Nam pr kuch day do?

Ghar se larki boli: kuch nahi ha maf karo,

FAQIR: Apna numbr hi day do, Baba Dua b kary ga or msg b.!:-D;-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

On first night after marriage

On first night after marriage
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Wife : Mujhe ghabrahat ho rahi
hai.
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Husband : I thinK because this is
your first night.
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Wife : No, no.. Actually it is first time in night…:p
Samajhdaar Log agye forward karain
Baki pogo dekho..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Aik Din Aik Pathan Ki Apne Baap

Aik Din Aik Pathan Ki Apne Baap Se Larai Hogaye Usne Baap Ki Photo
Qabristan Mai Aik Tree Per Lga Di
Aur Uske Neche Likh Dia

Coming Soon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jo Bhonktey Hain Woh

1 Boy School Se Rota Hua Ghar Aaya:

Maa: Beta Kyo Ro Rahe ho?
Boy: Sir Ne Bohat Mara Hai Mujhe!

Maa: Q?
Boy: Sir Mere Dost Ko Daant Rahy Thy To Maine Dost ko Tasalli Di, Aur Ek Misaal di.

Mother: Konsi Misaal?
Boy: Jo Bhonktey Hain Woh Kaat'tey Nahi. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Doctor 2 Injured Patient

Doctor 2 Injured Patient:
Jab Car Ek Lady Chala Rahi
Thi To Tumko Road Se Door
Chalna Chahye Tha!!

Patient:
Konsi Road?
Main To KHAIT ME LOTA LE K
BETHA THA..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)