Husband aur wife

Husband aur wife hotel me gai to 1 larki ne hello kaha
wife :ye kon thi?
Husband:dimag mat khao me pehlay pareshan hun k wo bi yahi baat poche gi

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 832 views
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